Monthly Archives: May 2007

There isn’t much to do in the office today.. We view the world from the lens of our own pre-occupations. For the umpteenth time I wonder what my job in this place is.

I have been roped in for an experiment on how many people can fit into the brand new Chevrolet Spark. Perhaps lunch could have waited till after this experiment.

By the time we finish it, clothes stained with sweat, we return to the cool confines of the office. I am glad to return to my quiet corner. These days I sit with the photographers and the web guys. I have discovered that they are nicer than the editors and the reporters.

The editors and reporters  are too busy to give a novice like me a second glance much less a good conversation. Its been ages since I had a nice chat with anyone. That used to be a regular feature of ACJ. It didn’t have anything to do with ACJ but more to do with the fact that there was time and people.

Two weeks into the job, I still haven’t been assigned a beat. I have done 3 copies so far, 2 of which got featured in the paper. Minus a byline, of course.

I wallow in uncertainty and the comfort of my pre-occupations.

PS: The day ended on an interesting note. Almost as if someone was listening. I got my nice chat. This and that. Education, the futility of PC’s, life and coincidences. And finally it rained. A meal with strawberries and whipped cream served at the end.

The proof of the pudding is in eating it. The proof of the weekend is in experiencing it. What has work done to me? I can’t even say it is the grind because it is not. I have attended a variety of press conferences in the last 2 weeks. Apparently, they are experimenting. One man’s experiment is another man’s grind.

Apparently, i have an enviable job. I am being paid to read newspapers. The same news. Packaged in a different way. Different masthead. Waste of newsprint. Yawn. Stifle yawn.  Spot editor coming my way.

Its the Tatas again! The golden rule of all business papers: they thrive on the big industrial houses whatever CNBC or Warren Buffett may say on mid-caps.

Financial journalists will frothe if it is any of the big names doing the deal. A smaller deal will fetch an acerbic ‘oh but deals are happening all the time there’. for me, a deal is a deal is a deal. In journalism or otherwise.

Stray thought: Gtalk is convenient. Regardless of whether you are busy or not.

When you first enter a newspaper office (a financial daily at that), you wish you weren’t born.

Television screens alternating between CNBC TV18 and NDTV Profit flash at you. You wish you were a little taller so you could tower over all those tiny cubicles and see the people sitting within, glued to their computers. They will flash a cursory glance at you. They will decide that you are not a number, a press release or Vijay Mallya and leave it that.

In front of you, is a long passage. A zillion cubicles border the passage. You take a step further and through the glass door, you see the almighty resident editor himself. You venture further and see stacks of newspapers heaped on to the wooden partitions that separate the cubicles.

A certain someone in the office said, “I can’t overemphasise reading the newspaper. The more you read, the better you know what has transpired before you entered the field and the better you will be able to come up with story ideas.” So be it.

Thus, begins the long and somewhat tedious process of reading financial newspapers from cover to cover. The country has six now. Thus, a fact that was viewed with some amount of zeal at the time of employment is now viewed with not inconsiderable agitation. A classic case of contextual mismatch.

And thus begins the day. Corporate, banking, Markets, Motoring. Strange words from a surreal world.

It is a press conference the next day. A major industrial group is going to unveil its agenda. I reach there with 3 others. The three apparently affable men are transformed into story thirsty bloodhounds. They disperse, each in a different direction. They have marked their men. I stand in the middle of the room, offering an uncertain smile to a journalist.

Camera flashes accompanied by cloying smiles. Heavily made up women strut around. Amid all that, the press conference comes to a close. Post- conference, the relentless search for news bytes begins. One of the men I came with at the press conference gesticulates wildly from across the room asking me to go back to the office and file a report.

I come back to office, file a report and leave. Plain vanilla report minus any analysis. Plain vanilla life.

Close your eyes for an instant and imagine the blackness. Now imagine whiteness instead of that blackness. Let white fill your being, the tips of your eyes, the palms of your hands and the toes of your feet. There was a time when the world was white, glistening in its paleness and reflecting the lusterless existence of its beings in the timeless perspective that white affords.

The trees stood like death-eaters out of popular fiction. The birds and animals were transfixed by an apparent vision of white. One fine morning in late August, as the earth stood transfixed as if the mighty God Thor himself had cursed her, one little leaf wondered to herself if somewhere in the universe there didn’t exist a non-white world. The thought was radical simply because it was like trying to see a world where breath didn’t exist. Her ‘white’ cells began to work madly as she yearned for change. Word about the little leaf’s wish spread and soon there were chants of ‘down with the white’ in the plant kingdom.

Soon, it was time for all the matrons in the plant kingdom to come together to decide upon a plant ball where all the flowers met, fell in love and got married. They fixed a date with the wind who looked upon his job as the facilitator as some sort of benevolent philanthropy that helped propagation on the Earth. The little leaf had by now realized that she had to do something if the bud that flowered on her branch had to find a mate.

 On the day of the Ball, every single leaf in the plant kingdom was abuzz as rumors floated around wildly about the liaisons of different flower pairs. White Flower was in love with the White Flower that grew beside the Pale white flower. But the Pale white flower was in love with the first white flower. As the fixed time drew nearer, the wind started a tune that was bland and pleasant at the same time.

Suddenly, the little leaf made a fashionably late entry and she was a sight for the color-starved leaves. She still possessed her original white color but that had specks of golden red in it. The matrons were agape as the color momentarily blinded them. They had never seen anything like it before. The golden red leaf’s bud was showered with attention from all kinds of flowers. But she would have none of them for they were white.

The wise men say that change is either a very violent or a very peaceful process. So was also the case in the plant kingdom. They marveled at the beauty of it all and at the same time thought that the leaf was enchanted. The matrons of the plant kingdom came together in a hasty meeting that was convened in the wake of the gathering storm in the plant kingdom. It was decided unanimously that the little golden red leaf should be banished from the plant kingdom. The branch on which hung the little red leaf stopped the flow of nutrients and the leaf withered away falling to the ground where sprang a little offshoot. As the leaf died, it cursed the plant kingdom to extinction. It would be relieved of its white existence and only the colorful plant would grow displaying its full splendor and beauty, the beauty that comes of color. Color is the silk curtain that stands between the perception of beauty and ugliness.

Soon all the plants began to die as a mysterious illness afflicted them. The matrons wrung their hands in despair not knowing what to do. The only plant that grew tall and strong, was the plant with the golden red leaves, standing tall in spite of the wind. Summer came and the plant grew tender green leaves. The next autumn there was another offshoot with similar golden red leaves till an entire region of the Earth was filled with nature’s color. Soon, the earth became bright, interesting, colorful, dashing in a way only the presence of color can bring.

Since that day, many years back, the leaves change color in autumn in memory of the one, whose single act of defiance brought fire to the earth.

Right. So the next two weeks will be spent at the desk: cleaning copies, helping make pages and discovering what a wonder it is to work.  Welcome to the real world. Pinch. Pinch.